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Words of wisdom from Maxine...

I, MAXINE , being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers / doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

Glass of wine
chocolate
Margarita
chocolate
Martini
Cold Beer
chocolate
Chicken fried steak
cream gravy
chocolate
Mexican food
chocolate
French fries
chocolate
Pizza
chocolate
ice cream
cup of tea
chocolate
Chocolate
Sex
Chocolate

It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, let the "fat lady sing". . .. and call it a day!

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Comment by mybookbarn on July 2, 2009 at 10:06am: Wine, beer, margaritas...sounds like a fun party to me! lol

Comment by MidcenturyMarilyn on July 1, 2009 at 4:50pm: I think wine should be cold beer!

Comment by mybookbarn on July 1, 2009 at 4:25pm: Personally I think wine should be changed to margaritas. lol

Comment by beachcat's bargains on June 30, 2009 at 12:19pm: "haaaaa sex so far at bottom of list"

LOL...well, let's consider Maxine's age...
At least she got the wine and CHOCOLATE in the right order! :)